• store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via zackisontumblr)

Los hombres son de Marte, las mujeres de Venus y los Tucanes de Tijuana.

(Source: elfacker, via el-beso-de-la-muerte)